Farmers only?

I recently saw a commercial that annoyed me more than normal commercials.  There is a dating site called Farmers Only.  In the ad, a farmer is at a bar with no ladies.  He whips out his smartphone, signs up, then hot single ladies show and sing a song.  Here’s what’s wrong with it.

1) Not to stereotype, but how many farmers have smartphones?  I can’t get cell coverage in Pataskala seven miles from Columbus, let alone set up a dating profile on a ranch.  2) How does a single farmer have time to bar hop?  Every farmer I’ve met works seven days a week and takes a vacation once every decade.  3) I don’t know how many ladies are scared to go to a bar and meet strangers, but have no issue at all meeting strangers on the internet and then meeting them in a bar.  That actually probably ups the murder chance about 20 times.  4) Do all these ladies have to farm also?  What are the qualifications?  Houseplant owner or something more farmery, like do you have to have lost a sibling to milk sickness?  I like to think somewhere a farmer sees this commercial and bemoans the good ol’ days of the square dance or ice cream social, then opens his Tinder account and starts swiping.