Time to update my blog with things I hate right now – part comedy, part therapy, occasionally funny. Thanks for reading.
– The media. I read about an internal memo that leaked from a news manager congratulating the team on using great “buzz” words to get people to look at their site for news about Robin Williams’ death, then they have fallen all over themselves to piss off everyone involved in Ferguson while trying to act they give a shit. Just admit you want ratings. America will hate you, but at least you won’t be hypocrites.
– My dog’s paint stripping breath. The older my dog gets, the more vile his breath gets. The more vile, the more I have to brush his teeth, which makes him drool, which causes more stench. Not only is his breath foul, it comes out at around 112 degrees. What’s worse than the smell of a dead turd? A burning hot dead turd cooked in the mouth of a 90 pound animal.
– Customer service. I bought something online. My bank thought there was a security breach and shut my card off. The problem? They didn’t actually call, email, or notify me through the website I log into five times a week. So my card declined three times. I went to two managers, a rep and a member of the security team before they told me to get a new card, which took a week to get. If you want to block me from myself, bank, where were you when I went to Vegas six years ago? Thanks for nothing.