One of the big stories on social media last week was a guy using the website Kickstarter to get money to make potato salad. Kickstarter is a site where people can fund ideas for creative ideas. Potato salad is not a creative idea. I guess that’s why it was a big story. I figured I would come up with some ideas.
What’s the problem with La-Z-Boy chairs? If they were truly lazy, there would be a toilet in them! That’s why I want a recliner chair with a pee hose and crapper. Unfortunately, I don’t understand plumbing, so it will be a chair with a hole and a bucket. You’ll have to sit by a window also, preferably a window next to a property line of a neighbor you don’t like, so when…you probably figured it out.
My diet is tough right now, because I have tried to give up a lot of foods and drinks. Example – I like mayo. I like alcohol. I have to drop one…or do I? Mayonnaise colodas! Nothing says summer beach meets cookout like a mayo cocktail. Coming soon! Oh and use a lot of ice, hot mayo is a mess.
Lastly, I have a idea for an energy drink. It’s basically a pop, but when you get to the bottom, it says you just drank rat poison. In a frenzy, you then get some shit done, as you suspect your death is minutes away. I’ll have to have the legal team look into that one, sounds like there may be a hiccup getting that to market.