I hate golf. I would honestly rather be kicked in crotch with tap shoes than golf 18 holes. That said, I realize I am in the minority, thus I can’t escape it. I had a golf outing yesterday. The early problem before I even started was getting dressed. Collared shirt? Any sport that makes me wear business casual is annoying before I even get going. Do I play softball in slacks? No. You stink, golf.
I got there and was paired with two ladies and a buddy. Most guys would say, “Oh great, two ladies. I have to carry the team.” I said, “Oh great, I’m going to be shown up by two ladies.” And I was. One even yelled at me for using a range ball to hit. Do you know how much golf balls are, Imelda Marcos? Back off my range ball – I stole this fair and square when no one was looking.
My team got last, mostly my fault, but the good news? Door prizes for everyone! Yay! I drew my ticket and got…wait for it…drum roll…A FIVE PACK OF SCISSORS!!! This actually wasn’t bad, I cut my toenails with scissors and my toenails are nasty. Probably because I cut my toenails with scissors. Plus if I win golf related stuff, it’s a waste, I golf like a paraplegic. Additional bonus, I can cut the sleeves off this damn collared shirt.
You get it honest . . . do you want to join your mother for golf lessons? Good one
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