500 gallons of lube. Proof you can buy anything on the internet. My buddy Rich sent me this link – http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top. I had to pass it along, partly for the product and mostly for the reviews.
I won’t try to steal the reviewers’ thunder, but I can’t quit thinking of the logistics. I couldn’t store a 55 gallon drum of anything in my garage, let alone my house. I’m sure also that may make other people uncomfortable. It would be a nice conversation piece though…like a battle axe or Zulu war mask, only less historical and more creepy.
Lastly, I would not want to meet the person who has over $1200 in funds for lube. If one of my pals told me he was dropping $100 on bedroom fun props, I would probably drop $100 in sanitizer after the discussion. Does it come with a hose or tap? Or do you just grab a fistful o’ lube and a squeegee? So many questions. Even more lube. This world is full of weirdos. Now excuse me, I have to discuss this with my dog, he won’t believe this either.