My fiancee flew out of town for a week, so I decided to keep a log of some of the highlights.
Day 1 – I noticed there are foods that require delicate preparation. This is no good. Not one can of Chef Boyardee, Hormel or Chunky Soup. I may starve to death. Side note: I did immediately get beer before food.
Day 3 – I did my open mike then went to see Kyle Kinane headline the Woodlands show ran by Dylan Shelton. I’m sure at this point in the week I have forgotten something important, like feeding the dog or flushing the toilet. Just kidding on the last one, I have been using the backyard. It’s so liberating.
Day 6 – I have managed to eat poorly enough to wreck my insides completely. Today, I purchased a $6 sausage pizza that feeds around five people and took half of it down. This is the fourth time I have had pizza thus far, but I have at least added Beano for dessert.
Day 8 – Now begins the frenzied cleaning projects I have put off most of the week. No time to blog…must clean…Wow, if I recycled my beer cans, I could probably quit working and live off the money I get from the cans. Math wasn’t my favorite topic in school. I now also realized I have to change my shirt when she gets back. This one has different colored sauce stains on it. I don’t remember eating wings…
Well, she’s coming back today and the animals are still alive (and so am I) so I think I did OK. Good thing too, in addition to me missing her, I am out of canned meats and cheese, so I am unable to make anything other than Pop Tarts at this point.