I used to not care about recycling, then I moved. Now, I have free recycling. That doesn’t mean I care, but you’re welcome EPA, you’re welcome. You can now cut your budget and save the taxpayers at least 40 million dollars. That’s a good amount of cans.
Now I have convinced myself every beer I pound is a baby seal being saved, so I have a lot of beer to drink. I don’t want to, but it’s for the seals! Don’t worry, friends, I still hate hippies. I may recycle, but I’ll still slap hemp wearing guy trying to get me to sign a petition while his body odor invades my nostrils. Unless they are trying to save bald eagles…then I’ll go after lumberjacks or whomever.