I don’t understand the Food Network. Americans eat out more now than at any other time, but tune in to every cooking show around. Also, I don’t get the point of getting good food with a time restraint. You want that cooked how? How about no, since I have five minutes. Enjoy raw meat. Then again, Americans are more obese than ever before, so maybe we watch food shows after stuffing our fat asses at a buffet to plan for the next orgy of calories.
My favorite shows are the ones where some smug, usually British for some reason, asshole goes into restaurants and starts screaming at everyone. I’m not smug, but do like yelling at people. I need to work on my British accent and I may have a future. Unfortunately, my food knowledge pretty much covers ground beef, canned meats, and cheese…melted over one of the meats.