I’ll spare everyone from a movie review because I don’t want to be a dick…yet. No promises for Monday. I got together with some pals and went to the release of the Avengers. Buying movie tickets is a pain in the ass. I went online and all the 3D was sold out, so I had to call. I love the automatic movie lady voice. “Say the name of the movie.” Me: The Avengers. “I don’t recognize that. I’ll list the movies. Dark Shadows? Marvel’s the Avengers?” Son of bitch, that’s what I said! Give me tickets! Five minutes later, I got the reservations…and when I got to the theater the kiosks were down. Good timing, at least there’s only seven rooms sold out and 40 people in line.
I noticed every Avenger was represented in costume, even Nick Fury and Hawkeye, but both those costumes were worn by ladies. I also saw a She-Hulk, but Captain America and Thor were the most popular. Nerds. What kind of douche wears an outfit to a movie?
The movie was great and Hulk smashed a lot of shit, which is fun. If you don’t like it, take it up with this guy. He fights Nazis.
