I did a show in my hometown for the first time in a while (if you missed it, check out the shows tab more often damn you) this week. I wanted to do some newer stuff, plus my parents were there and they’ve heard my bullshit about 30 times at this point. Past her bedtime, my Grandma also made an appearance. That’s very important to where this is going.
I did my set, it went pretty well (home team assistance) plus as a bonus one of my old frat brothers started smoking in the bar and got tossed. My friends are animals, but so am I, so whatever. My buddy Golak was next and did a great joke about heaven (I won’t ruin it by typing the whole thing) where the punchline involves a grandma banging Clark Gable. Well, he then realized aloud he had never done that joke with a grandma in the room…
He then said, “Maybe Coen’s grandma isn’t into Clark Gable.” My mom replied that they were both from Cadiz, Ohio to which he said, “Maybe Coen’s grandma messed around with Clark Gable. Coen might have some celebrity in him.” Unbeknowst to us, but thanks to my mom telling me later, Grandma leaned over and said “I’m not saying anything.” That is funny…and maybe a little disturbing.