- I got an email saying the Baconator has a Facebook page. It made sad, first that it exists, second, that I was emailed about it.
- There is a commercial for the Columbus Crew MLS team. The announcer is British. Come on, Crew. You’re still MLS, let’s not act all British premier league on me.
- One of my neighbors has taken to opening and closing his door about every 50-90 seconds for an hour a night. Another apparently wears boots of lead causing my floor to shake when he walks. I feel like the lead character in The Tell-Tale Heart. The sounds haunt my nightmares. What have I done to deserve this repetitive and maddening game?
- I am refinancing my place. I miss the old days, when they did it with no background checks or paperwork…but that is probably why the housing market collapsed. “Hey, want a mortgage? Give me two dollars and your Giant Eagle card! Approved!”
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