Penn State and Joe Paterno

Unless you live a cave, you know the story by now.  Here’s my take…  As a huge college football fan, I always respected Joe Paterno, (except that Ohio State game he soiled himself) until now.  I wouldn’t have to make this radical statement but I read my local paper and one man wrote in saying Joe Pa should still be an icon and was innocent.  Sigh.  Here we go.

Joe Paterno and the other POS’s (pieces of shit, for the layman) found out Jerry Sandusky was diddling boys and did the only sane thing, turned it over to authorities.  Oh wait, they said “Bury it!  It’s bad press!  It might hurt recruiting!”  How’d that work out, dipshits?  You have worse press and 14 years of molestation ensued.  I hate child molestors with a fiery hate.  If I had a dream job, it would be to beat the urge out of pedos.  Honestly – that would make me very happy.  “I see you raped a kid…well, that makes no sense.  Excuse me while I pull your fingernails out with pliers and set fire to your genitals.”

In all logical twists and turns, I can’t make those actions add up, even if there weren’t kids involved at all.  “OK, you stole a candy bar.  That will look bad.  What you should do instead is rob a bank to get the attention off the candy bar theft.”  Strike one.  “Wow, we’ll get nailed on this crime.  I got it!  Let’s have a massive cover-up…that will look better when it comes down because I’m sure not one of the dozens of victims will talk ever.”  Try again.  One more thought also – there were actual, real boys involved.  So on a human level, Spanier, Schultz, Curley, and including Paterno are not human at all.  They’re animals.  Leave the statue of Joe Pa up, I say.  We all need somewhere to piss before a long football game.