I realized my shirts don’t sell as well as I would like, so like anything with my OCD, I broke it down. Here’s what I have observed from doing hundreds of comedy show; the number one rule… People like shirts that are independently funny. Example – You may have a great joke about Cream O’ Wheat, but post show, a “Suck my ass” shirt sells better. That in mind, I have some new ideas; feel free to leave feedback.
“These colors don’t run…because America is too fat to exercise.”
“Mystery bruises = I had fun last night.”
“That’s a great story, you should tell someone else.”
“I use birth control, I pull out.”
“Hangovers only happen when you quit drinking every day.”
“Have sex with me – guaranteed orgasm! (For me)”
I had about five others, but they were very offensive. Feel free to leave feedback, I may roll with your suggestion.
Have sex with me shirt.