I know it may surprise some of you, but I had a couple moments in my life where I didn’t have this rock hard body that women swoon and pant over like now. Apparently, at 24, I didn’t realize eating leftover General Tso’s and Taco Bell at 3 am after 14 beers was a bad idea. Now I know, and here’s some tips to help!
1) Drinking is all empty calories. We all know that no right thinking American can quit drinking. Did George Washington quit fighting the redcoats? No! Simple solution – don’t eat! Plus it saves a lot on food bills. Can you say more drinking money?
2) Workout. It was hard for me in my portly days of being 218 lbs., even though clearly it was mostly solid muscle. When I didn’t want to work out, I just thought one simple thought: I am a piece of garbage – I need to look good or women’s instincts will kick in fully. I can at least confuse them with a decent build before I repulse them completely. Get on the treadmill, creep! Plus when you’re out of shape, working out makes you puke, which is good also.
3) Ex-Lax. If not readily available, hot sauce and Busch Light will do the trick over time.
Well, I hope this helps you shed those unwanted lbs. See you at the bar/gym/bathroom!