I got the notice on Tuesday last week that I could feature at the Cincy Funny Bone (which is actually in Kentucky – WHOA!). I did the first show Thursday with the local talent and drove back to Cbus. Friday, I was set to do five shows the rest of the week. I was in such a hurry to get down there I scarfed down some Wendy’s in three minutes. About 25 minutes later, I vomited part of the Wendy’s back into the sack. Remind me not to eat a combo meal in three minutes if you see me. Good thing I didn’t get any puke on me because I didn’t have time to change – I ran in the bathroom and made sure my dandy was on. (I don’t know what that means.)
I sat in the showroom for the first show, then saw the back door open. It was headliner John Witherspoon, Craig’s dad from Friday, and also a former writer on the Richard Pryor show. “Is this all the people?” I told him more were in line and he shut the door. That was when I found out where the green room was…I am a dumbass. It took me two shows in to find out where the green room was.
I then had the most embarrassing thing happen to me ever…