#31 Every comic does stuff they know. Examples – Gay comedians do gay jokes. Fat comics do jokes about being fat. I do jokes about drinking and being a hilljack, sorry if you want jokes about foreign films and fine wines.
#32 Exception to the rule above: I do relationship jokes, thus proving truth #31.
#33 Every comedian bitches about people texting during their set…then promptly updates all their social network sites while other comics are onstage.
#34 Every comic has a really funny story they can’t make into a funny joke. It sucks.
#35 Following a really awful comedian is every comic’s dream/nightmare.
#36 Stand-up comics hate improv groups, who hate sketch groups, who hate stand-ups. It’s like city boys who make fun of small towners, who bash hillbillies, who call city boys pussies.
#37 Everyone’s definition of clean is different. I had one, until I had to do a kid’s show. I did three minutes and bailed.
#38 Your definition of clean doesn’t equal the club’s. Trust me.
#39 Never underestimate the stupidity of drunk people. Your English literature joke is no match for a guy smacking his own ass onstage.
#40 Free booze at a show is awesome. Until you realize the town you’re in has no taxi service.