Biography shows

My buddy’s brother worked on the show “Bioshock” on MTV in the 90’s.  It was a show about musicians, set to music, where you read about their pasts.  I found out through this connection that the hook to the show was putting some sort of conflict and/or tragedy right before the commercial break.  The show’s not on anymore, probably because most people who watch MTV can’t read.

I remember the one with Brandy and the big drama was something really lame, like she didn’t get the recording contract she wanted at 14 or something stupid.  Meanwhile, a 14 year old pregnant girl watching was crying because her only talent was being a fertile 14 year old.  Bad attempt at tragedy, MTV.  Brandy was worth more at 17 than I’ll ever be, so needless to say, I didn’t exactly collapse with grief over this drama.  Plus I was in college, so I was probably drunk which is why I don’t remember more about that stupid episode.  Of course, I’m still drunk.  Someone please help me.  Sorry, that happens from time to time.

I like biographies, but when they overdo it, it really drains my interest.  WOW!  That comedian was the center of attention?  Get outta here, TV!  I was flipping channels and according to Chelsea Handler’s bio, her comments on Angelina Jolie in 2010 were OUTRAGEOUS!!!  She’ll say anything!!!  Sigh…  I’ve seen a black woman do blackface onstage.  Now that’s over the top.  I have heard open mikers do jokes combining pedophiles and the Holocaust.  They weren’t funny, but as for shock value, a lot more than bashing Angelina.  That’s the best these producers could cook up?  I even knew a comic that did seven minutes of sexual assault jokes at a show once.  What was that guy’s name…