– Somalians roll deep. This Somali lady had half of Mogadishu with her.
– By wearing a suit, I was more out of place than a Wall Street power broker at an Occupy drum circle. Apparently, baggy jeans with huge, cursive writing is a more appropriate clothes article in court.
– Showing up on time is irrelevant to most people. That and using shampoo. I wanted to shave my head after 35 minutes in that room.
– $7 to park a car for an hour is robbery. Shame on you, metal money box. Shame on you.
– The lady who sold me a coffee was about as friendly as a pit bull that’s been caged and poked with a stick for a week. At least the pit bull would make eye contact before it snarled at me.