Things I have learned over the years

When I am in a show rife with apathy, I curse about 200% more often.  If you hear me make reference to shooting someone, even myself, I am mentally done with the show.

People hate politicians and want someone outside of lawyer or career politician to run.  When one does or a third party pops up, they get (usually) murdered in the polls, regardless of party.  This entertains me as much as it disturbs me.

I save a lot of coupons, then never use them.  Also, I need to start tossing Maxims and Playboys – deep down I know they’re not worth shit.  I am hoarding on an elementary level.