The Daytona 500 was possibly the most boring event I’ve ever witnessed. There were 16 caution flags and some dude I’ve never heard of won. I might as well have watched the Gus Macker Franklin county championship.
I did an open mike tonight and tried new material. I found out video game humor = good, sex offender humor = bad. If you get paid work as a comic and you do an open mike without trying new material, you are pretty much wasting your time.
I can’t parallel park. I am a complete pussy in that regard. It took me three minutes to park tonight and I was still a foot off the curb. I feel less manly, but real men would ride a horse anyway, so who cares.
I sold a DVD and it was corrupted. Now I have to pay shipping to right the situation. Thank you Steve Jobs, your DVD burner works about as well as your liver.
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