• Random thoughts

    Posted by on February 21, 2011

    The Daytona 500 was possibly the most boring event I’ve ever witnessed.  There were 16 caution flags and some dude I’ve never heard of won.  I might as well have watched the Gus Macker Franklin county championship. 

    I did an open mike tonight and tried new material.  I found out video game humor = good, sex offender humor = bad.  If you get paid work as a comic and you do an open mike without trying new material, you are pretty much wasting your time. 

    I can’t parallel park.  I am a complete pussy in that regard.  It took me three minutes to park tonight and I was still a foot off the curb.  I feel less manly, but real men would ride a horse anyway, so who cares.

    I sold a DVD and it was corrupted.  Now I have to pay shipping to right the situation.  Thank you Steve Jobs, your DVD burner works about as well as your liver.

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