I was talking to a couple pals the other night. Some guy to my right said, “If Brandon Phillips doesn’t win the Gold Glove, I’m blowing up stadiums. I’m starting with Busch Stadium.” Fellow comic Joseph Ivan said, “The terrorists’ demands sure are dropping.” Genius. The drunk then looked at us and said, “I’m dead serious.” No, no you’re not…but we’ll never hang out. That’s true.