Ignorance is bliss

My friend from out of town called me up recently and we had a nice conversation…until the end.  He said, “You seem to be dong alright now, much happier.”  What?  Based on when I was living in my car?  Weird thing to say to someone whose situation is largely always the same.  Then he said, “I’ll be home soon.  Don’t book any shows that week unless they’re close.”  Of course!  Why make money?  I’ll just tell my agent (I don’t have an agent) to set up my central Ohio tour that week.  If it were that easy, I’d be doing shows every night 15 minutes from my house.