Jerry Sandusky arrested again? How in the hell did he get out the first time? Can we get the ball rolling on this (alleged) creep? I’ve had my fill of pedophile stories this month.
Former Miss USA pulled over for DUI. Either justice is blind (probably not), the cop was gay (dear Lord she is smoking hot), or this beautiful idiot had seven children stuck in the grill of her car to get pulled over. I know so many chicks that have gotten out of tickets, I could almost write a blog about it. Wait a minute…
Now our president is Teddy Roosevelt, according to a story I read today. Why do people love to do this? Such and such an actress is Marilyn Monroe…why, did she bang the president and OD? This quarterback is the next Joe Montana…why, because he plays in a West Coast offense? Just compare the person to themselves, please.
Europe is collapsing. Good – start selling medieval weapons and armor cheap. I could use a nice morning star for home defense in case my Glock jams. Unfortunately, we’ll be selling our souls to China in ten years, so I guess we shouldn’t gloat.