I just got the most important show of my career. August 24th, 7:30 pm, Columbus Funny Bone. I have my “feature showcase.” This is where I audition in front of a live crowd for the chance to feature (middle act) at clubs all over the United States. I will be doing 12-20 minutes and I need everyone to brush off catching up on DVR and get to the club. www.columbusfunnybone.com.
If you can make it, you get a cheap show with up and comers from all over the US trying out for their shot. If you can’t, remember, I own a gun and I will file the serial number off and find you. Just kidding, I will beat you to death with my bare hands. In all seriousness, this is the most important show I’ve ever done and if you show up, I may kiss you on the mouth or fill in the blank. August 24, 7:30 pm, Columbus, OH. Tickets at 614-471-JOKE or www.columbusfunnybone.com. God Bless America. Think Doc Holliday at the end of Tombstone. “Wyatt, if you ever were my friend. If you ever had the slighest feeling for me, go see Chris Coen at the Funny Bone August 24th. Please.” I love the scene b/c it’s about me.
If not…
