Hugh Hefner and the sacrament of marriage

Playboy’s cover this month debuted America’s Princess (Bimbo): Mrs. Crystal Hefner!  Unfortunately, she bailed on the living corpse five days before the ceremony.  My problem?  He let her keep the $90,000 ring and a Bentley.  WHY?  Last I checked, the ring was for the promise of marriage.  Then again, she probably had to bang him, so I guess that has a price.  God, the sights and sounds…

Also, this may surprise some, but I absolutely support the right of a woman to keep her own name.  I also fully then support the right of a man to take back the ring in that case.  I get to bang one woman, give her a ring worth 2-3 months’ labor, AND I lose half my shit if it doesn’t work out?  Even if it’s her fault?  Tell you what, take my balls too.  I won’t be needing those!