I have always loved Halloween, so I dress up every year. My top costumes –
– One year I was a nearly six foot penis. I had a bald skin cap (with a black dot), a red sweatband, and a flesh colored warmup suit with blue veins front and back, plus two flesh colored pillowcases w/ balloons in the front and an afro wig in the back. Good costume, but bad for drinking. I had to piss every 25 minutes and lift two balloon bags w/out dribbling down my leg.
– My best was Britney Spears.
This was on her comeback in ’08. I copied the outfit. My addition was the pink balloons I used to show her worn out labia and the tramp stamp. The best was when I was shopping at Kohl’s, holding up the sports bra. I looked up and saw an elderly woman staring at me, mortified. Excellent (rub hands together).