Bad career decisions

I had a show at WVU last week.  Crowd was good, room was set up well, and I got two free beers.  That’s right, haters.  Two.  Afterwards, a college student approached me and said, “What got you into comedy?”  Alcohol and dumb friends.  We went through the normal back and forth, then he told me this – “I think I’d like to do comedy professionally.  It sounds fun.  I listen to podcasts and those guys are hilarious.”

I didn’t want to break his heart, but I neglected to tell him is was nearly 11 and I had to drive back to Columbus.  Oh, and work the next day on less than four hours’ sleep.  Oh, and headline a show the next night.  Not complaining, just saying.  I had to ask – “Have you ever done comedy before?”  His answer?  “No, but in high school, I played the banjo for a show and tell speech and it was pretty cool.”  Well, you never told me THAT!  Go for it!  Become a professional comic!