Football commercials suck

There’s a new turd commercial on TV with guys tossing a food/drink at each other in a parking lot.  This one was for smores, b/c nothing says gridiron like cooking up some smores in a parking lot.  OMG!  I’ve never seen that before!  (Gunshot)  Here’s how to make a commercial ad for football.  Fat guy in solid color jersey w/ white letters, no logos or team name.  Good looking guy in tight t-shirt.  Both mid-30’s.  Smoking hot mid-20’s chick, also wearing non-descript gear, fully loaded with snarky comment or disapproving look.  Slo-mo shot of said food/drink toss w/ dramatic catch.  Insert cheering black friend, also wearing gear, but with two opposing fans angrily shaking heads (Psst…they don’t like the blue/white team.  They like the red/white team).  Finally, deep voiced announcer, white of course, telling you the REAL way to enjoy football is with (fill in the blank) food/drink product.  Change actors and food/drink.  Repeat.