Catch phrases I hate, part greater than one

“Tell me how you really feel!”  I just did.  Do you not fully comprehend English?  I just went off about people that still write checks in the grocery line.  I cursed several times and raised my voice.  That’s how I really feel.  If I said, “I would pontificate on my disfavor of individuals writing checks…but I will save my discourse for another parlayance.”  Then you could say, “Tell me how you really feel.”  It would fit.  As it stands, it’s pretty damn clear how I feel.  Now let me tell you how I feel about people who say, “Tell me how you really feel.”  And don’t you dare toss in an LOL – don’t you dare!