For the first time in my life, I blocked someone’s feeds on FB. Trust me, there have been a lot of close calls. “My political party is flawless! Yours are Nazis!” I have no cult of personality delusions – shut up about your pristine b/s political hero. I also hate the “I had tacos!” person. Who gives a shit? I had a sandwich. Tell me when you eat a bullet, then I’ll care.
The offender, though, drove me over the top. My number one enemy (and I post too much, trust me) is the “reposter” that basically takes chain letters/spam email and reposts them. After 12 posts in 24 hours, I had to block this chick. “Some little girl died in 1997…Support the troops…I like pudding…REPOST THIS!!!” Let me tell you something, gnat. Posting stuff on FB DOESN’T ACTUALLY HELP THE VICTIM! What???!!! If you have time to repost 57 chain letters a week, then get your stupid ass out there and volunteer. I hate when people pass info and act like they did something important. “Did you hear about 9/11?” Yes. “Well, I told you about it. I practically saved New York City.” These people are almost as unbearable as the slow “sexy” shots of the Kardashians on E! commercial breaks. Ooh, it’s Khloe! In slow motion! Vomit ensues.
I blame those lovely and not at all wretched Kardashian harpies for everything that’s wrong with American women. They are a systemic disease that needs expunged from American pop culture. I firmly believe that without them melting women’s brains, young women in this country would wake up and stop devoting 75% of their life to Facebook and take up more noble pursuits. Like making my supper and cleaning up the house. “What do you mean while I was at work all day, you didn’t have time to clean this pigsty up? I see you managed the time for 37 Facebook posts in-between episodes of E’s all day “The Kardashians” marathon.” I don’t understand why it’s illegal to beat women.
I love when people have something to say. So many people regurgitate what they’ve heard. Facts always get forgotten by repeted “truths?” I recieved several items about the so-called Tea Party. People talk about simpler times, but Adams said some heavy stuff about Jefferson, Kennady was going to sign the country over to the Catholics, and George H. promised “No new taxes.” Nobody has talked about Niel Bush since that Savings & Loans scandal…He cashed in on the “No Child Left Behind.” It never ends, and now any idiot can post his rantings: sort of like this. Have a great day.