Computer rage

iTunes sucks.  I had iTunes on my desktop, bought a laptop, and they won’t sync.  Options are wipe out all my old music (thousands of songs) or keep using old slow desktop to update stuff.  And yes, nerds, I did sync them and authorize both computers under my account.  Also, my website switched something technical, so I can’t get on unless I wipe out my DNS cache (exactly) which I have done three different ways.  I can blog, but not look at it.  Now I know why we all sympathize w/ Office Space.  I want to hurt this laptop’s feelings and insult its mother.  Bill Gates is a douche!  Take that, laptop!  Who blocks me from my website?  I would pour beer on you if I had money.  Or hated beer.  Neither of these are true.  I am screwed.