I was at a show Sunday and pre-show they had Transformers on. It is one of the biggest pieces of shit ever made. 1) The Pentagon can’t crack an alien robot code, but the guy from Good Burger does on his laptop at his grandma’s house. Right. 2) Following the rule of Hollywood, the black guy dies first. In this case, the Autobot Jazz, who is the only one who talks black. Racist movie. 3) When Josh Duhamel slides down the street at 40 mph after sliding off his motorcycle, he not only doesn’t have road rash, his pants aren’t even torn. I wrecked a motorcycle at 20 mph and had to get four stitches in my arm. 4) Michael Bay made Pearl Harbor. 5) The scene where the Autobots are hiding from Shia’s parents is more cringe inducing than the scene where Tobey Maguire walks down the street in Spider Man 3 as the new black Spider Man. That is saying a lot. That scene is almost as bad as Jon Favreau’s phone call in Swingers, but that’s supposed to be bad. Stay tuned for Transformers 3!
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I think you are exaggerating a bit here. Come on, you weren’t even going 20 MPH when you wrecked your cycle!
I don’t think anybody churns out as many crappy movies as Michael Bay. The real travesty here is that the general populace gobbles this crap up like a big ol’ juicy shit sandwich, giving Mr. Bay even more incentive to release one of his turdfest movies every week that play on my childhood nostalgia. Poop!