Backhanded compliments

As a comic, everyone has to do bad rooms and open mikes.  Enter the backhanded compliment.  I love them.  When a comic sucks and he/she approaches me, “How did I do?”  You had great ideas!  (Translation: You had no punchlines.)  “What did you think of my set?”  You had awesome stage presence!  (You took your bombing like a man.  The crowd hated you, but you kept your shit together, in spite of NO laughter.  Good work.)

I have received these also.  One chick told me after the show – “I loved your joke about dancing!  The other guy sucked!”  I didn’t do a dancing joke.  I am the other guy.  Please don’t wreck on the way home!  (Oh God, please wreck…).