Columbus traffic right now SUCKS. I hate it. Even more, I hate the diabolical madness of whatever gov’t official is deciding to change the lane pattern every other f/n day. Also, why are they blocking off everything from Grove City to Gahanna when no one is working on more than 150 yards a pop? Why does this anger me so? There is nothing I hate more than wasting time due to other people. I’ll waste my own time with video games, beer, and facebook, but when someone interrupts me, I turn purple with rage.
Thus, Occupy Wall Street. Some of them had good points, but most are just creeps and college students bitching. I’ve seen stories of them shitting on cop cars, throwing rocks at cops, spreading TB and other diseases from the filth, a couple anti-Semitic rants (yes, blame the Jews, no one’s done that before), and of course, THE RAPES. Now, to top it off, they’re blocking transportation in some cities (the Occupy “movement” as a collective). If I lived in NYC, I would murder someone in a year due to the traffic, people, and cramped conditions. I can’t imagine some blue collar laborer has much tolerance for Cale the modern film major, in his seventh year of undergraduate studies at NYU blocking his way home when his wife is sick and kids need picked up. Get your ass back to daddy’s money or your dorm, dickhead. Plus, I’ve talked to residents there. These idiots are flooding the restaurants for their bathrooms and hurting the businesses. They have enough problems with the city governments taxing the hell out of them and passing more regulations than you can count.
Finally, I never liked a lot of cops when I was in college. They were harrassing me, MAN! Now that I’ve been out a decade? I’m surprised I wasn’t arrested more. I was a real bag of shit that was aggressively drinking with no real responsibilities. How I am still alive after doing mule kicks off of frat house roofs, driving my car from the outside at 35 mph, and getting into knockdown turf warfare with groups of white trash is a testament to good genes and/or incredible luck. I now root for cops – every rock or bottle tossed by a hippie makes me pine for a nice macing at the least, if not a mighty overhand smash from a nightstick. Yes, Wall Street has a ton of flaws. Yes, I believe in protest and freedom of speech. Yes, I think cronyism is turning Washington into a swamp of corruption. There are better ways to do this. Every cop pulled from their route is another mugging, rape, vandalism, or God knows what else. If you really care about fairness, sell your iPad and give the money to the homeless guy that used to sleep in the park you now occupy and volunteer to get your corrupt political representation, whatever party, the hell out of office. Quit bugging the rest of society with your drum circles, stinky, I can see your designer jeans from here.