I blogged once about the “adult baby” featured on the show “Taboo.” It’s a fat douche, who, in his 30’s, dresses like a baby because hims had a bad childhood. What broke after the story, is that he is getting Social Security benefits. After all, he can’t work. His childhood was rough, so we should all chip in. Meanwhile, in Africa, some woman is getting HIV at the moment from being dry-raped by a warlord controlled gang. Her husband would help, but his hands were cut off for voting. Oh, and her kids are starving because the useless UN won’t properly distribute food, it’s being stolen by the gangs.
A senator found out he gets SS benefits and wanted an investigation. Adult baby threatened to take his own life (oh no!). Amazingly, Social Security held up his claim (I wonder if China will keep paying once they own America). Now he wants an apology. Well, I would like to personally apologize to the adult baby. I’m sorry, if I ever had a chance, that I didn’t swerve my car onto the sidewalk and put you out of your misery, and our collective misery. My bad, I’ll try harder next time.