• Vacation?

    Posted by on July 18, 2010

    For my vacation I went to Jamboree in the Hills, a four day country concert.  For three and half days, I slept in a tent, stood in the sun (85 plus all weekend), and drank beer all the while retelling stories of years past when we did the exact same thing.  I am now exhausted, bearded, and sunburnt.  I am pretty sure I lost a least a month off my life.  It was worth it, however, just to see a man get removed for peeing in front of 50,000 other people cialis generica at 6 pm and to hear another hillbilly blame this unruliness on Obama.  Apparently, public urination is up 780% since Jan. 2009.

  • Updates from me

    Posted by on July 15, 2010

    I am moving on to the finals of the Semi-Pro division of the “Funniest Person in Cincinnati” at Go Bananas – final Aug. 4th.  Please God go there if you can.  I lost a competition for $1000 to a guy who has been doing comedy for 4 months b/c he emptied out a trailer park to get the crowd vote (no judges of course).  I can’t take it twice.  I’ll murder a pelican if you don’t.  Also, check this out.  I co-wrote it and so of course it’s fantastic.  cialis natural http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2H9_3JMulg

  • Sports

    Posted by on July 10, 2010

    This is from MySpace, recently occurring –

    Random douche – hey seen ur pic of the steeler standing over the bengal and it says “who dey” “we dey” and thought it was gay as hell. Doesnt even make sense. the whole saying cialis 20 mg tablets is “who dey think gon beat them bengals, nobody” so “we dey” doesnt even answer the question correctly. oh and steelers suck! we killed steelers last season….twice lmao swept the division. steelers cant hang with the bengals! WHO DEY!!!

    Chris Coen – You’re right, I’m sorry.  The Steelers have no tradition of beating the Bengals, what with their multiple championships, like the Browns, the Sacramento Kings, the LA Clippers, and the Washington Nationals.  Sorry for liking a team from a city my Dad was born in, what a piece of crap I am.  I apologize for my team winning more Super Bowls than any other team.  I suck.  You rock.  Why do I even watch sports?  You’re the best.  BTW, I am gay as shit.  And by gay I mean fuck you, get a hobby.

  • Young punks

    Posted by on July 9, 2010

    I hate to sound old, but I played catch phrase with 5 other dudes tonight and four were texting or playing cell phone games the entire time, delaying the game.  I like to think this is a horrible modern phenomenon.  I doubt Wild Bill was sitting on a dead man’s hand of aces over eights and someone shot him b/c his chick needed to tell him the Bachelor was cool.  Put the phone down, dummies.  Step away.  I think in a couple years Peyton cialis average age Manning’s wife will affect the outcome b/c he takes a text while dropping back to pass.  “The Daily Show was super funny, LOL!”  “I’m trying to win another title.”  “You never listen to me!”  Probably better than the Super Bowl being decided b/c Ben Roethlisberger is groping the Dallas Cowgirls, but come on fellas.  Put down the attention tool and play euchre like a man.

  • America

    Posted by on July 4, 2010

    On July 4th, I am reminded of my trip to D.C.  I went to the National Archives to see the Declaration, Constitution, and Bill of Rights.  Despite many verbal warnings and about 9 signs to turn your flashes off, some moron teen snapped a flash, damaging the documents of our freedom.  Then I went to the Lincoln Monument and some mouth breathing chick looked upon the Gettysburg Address and declared “Who said that?”  Her equally useless friend said “Thomas Jefferson.”  Then I went to the Korean War memorial and despite a couple signs reading “Coins stain the fountain”, several window lickers pitched their coins in the pool for the Freedom Fairy low dose cialis cost to grant them their magic wishes.  Combined w/ our horrible politicians (both parties, idealists) stealing our money and freedoms, I was pretty much fire pissed at that point.  Then we went to the Vietnam War Memorial and I saw my Dad find one of his HS classmates, a father, who was decapitated by a helicopter blade.  My father’s emotion at that dark black wall made me realize that as long as one is willing to fight for freedom, there is hope for all of us.  Thomas Jefferson said, “The only death a democracy can die is by its own hand.”  As long as we have people who realize that the history of humanity is one of oppression and our naton was founded upon the revolutionary ideas that we as individuals don’t have to bow to a government, tyrant, or monarch, then we will survive and thrive.  God bless all those who fight for freedom.  It is a fleeting whisper in the ear of human history.  This country was founded on a dream.  We haven’t been perfect, but we are closer in the USA than any other nation has been in the course of humanity.  People who bitch that we suck are short sighted boobs at best.  Jefferson also said, “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.”  Today, remember our patriots and oppose the tyrants.  “If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.” – George Washington.  Well said, sir.  “Agitate, young man, agitate.” – Frederick Douglass.  Oppose the “norm.”  Never let anyone curb your freedoms, never take freedom for granted.  Happy Birthday America.

  • Cookout?

    Posted by on July 3, 2010

     I got a text invite to a cookout on America’s bday.  The end said “BYOB  brats burgers and chicken  will eat around four  children welcome.”  My phone cut off the last word so I inexpensive cialis just saw “will eat around four  children.”  What a party!  I am going to be stuffed.