I haven’t blogged all week because I had to fly to Georgia for work training. If you’ve ever been to work training, it boils down to one simple equation. How much coffee do I need to chug to stay wide awake, but not have my bladder burst before the next break? Half the people are hungover, so that makes a fun room scan also.
I flew down and a small miracle happened – almost sold out, yet I was the only one in a three seat group. It was glorious. I moved to the middle, put all three air fans on me and listened to my iPod with no regard for people’s arms or personal space. I felt like with that luck a bunch of snakes were going to bust out of the baggage area.
The highlight for me was when we went to a restaurant. They were slammed, so it took forever to get the food. Out of nowhere a huge tray of kabobs was placed on the table. Two of my cohorts snagged food, then the waiter realized he hit the wrong table. He yanked the tray back and looked. He gave a “who gives a damn” look and shuffled the kabobs around to make the plate look normal and plopped it down on the other table. It was great.