Medical drama – Half the doctors and nurses are dating, or even better used to date. They like to fight during surgery. Someone dies on the table, then is brought back. A doctor sees a hangnail and realizes that it’s a genetic heart condition that only appears in East Timor or during a full moon. There are a lot of hugs and music plays in the background during the rain as ex-lovers break up or reconcile. Repeat the next week.
Celebrity reality show – Boring celebrity plus family. “We’re so wacky!” is said every three minutes, which is followed by an act that isn’t wacky at all, like they go putt putt. Then someone gets drunk in public.
Home Improvement/Car repair – Douchey host. Randomly finds the perfect fixer upper while just tooling around town. There’s no way they’ll get that done in time! They get it done in time. Oh man, I didn’t see that coming!