We took the kids to cartoon day at the zoo. It was uncommonly hot, plus chasing two kids around the animals and hillbillies wears a man down, so I grabbed a beer and got my wife a cider. She took them to look at stuffed animals and I realized Batman and Robin were coming up and had the longest line. I jumped in line so the little rugrats could see the Dark Knight. After about ten minutes, I was getting closer and closer to the front of the line. I looked around and realized I was a 40 year old man, double fisting alcohol, standing by himself in a line full of seven year olds and younger to see Batman.
As the line got closer, I began to get more and more aware of the shame, so I texted my wife and thankfull, my daughter showed up about a minute before it was really awkward.
She hugged Batman and Robin, so a life of crime is probably not in her future. Crap, I was hoping to retire early.