What did I think about the Oscars? NOTHING! I was reading stories and doing baths last night, but no worries, young parents, I have you covered!
Best Actor – that guy who played Freddie Mercury. Did I see the movie? No, but a co-worker said he was good in it and the preview looked really amazing. Great work, Academy, no protests here!
Best Actress – Olivia Colman from the film, “The Favourite.” There’s a “u” in Favourite, so that means it’s foreign and I will literally never watch this movie ever. I’m sure she was great, though!
Best Picture – Green Book. Is this about a Dr. Seuss book? No? Never heard of it. Will probably watch in 2024 when on Netflix and kids are older. Check back for my review then.
Other awards of note – I saw a movie about menstruation won an award, so if I live to be 346 years old, I’ll get to that one and let you know what I thought.
Avengers: Infinity War didn’t win anything, so it’s all pretty much crap, but I saw Black Panther and it won several Oscars, so I’m pretty cultured and stuff. Those are the two I’ve seen, so I guess this review is done. Oh yes, the red carpet – a guy wore a tuxedo gown and it was absolutely ridiculous, but it was a statement, so people loved it. Go read the Twitter for more! See you next year!
