When I was a kid, I had a very vivid nightmare where one of those dream people you’ve never seen before, but know very well in your dream, was trying to suffocate me. It was bizarre and I still remember almost every detail. My nightmares are a little different now.
The other night I awoke in a huff – in my dream our Disney+ account was locked and the only way to unlock it was to watch every single show once to prove it was ours. My daughter was yelling for her favorite movie while I was drudging through Disney’s toddler cartoons. It was the worst nightmare I’ve ever had. I have time…maybe…for three shows a week in a good week and here I was plugging through Puppy Dog Pals season two in my dream. Next thing, I will have a nightmare where my dryer makes the clothes dirty again or I have to hand mop the floor nightly. Give me the suffocation guy, please.