Fighting a shark in three feet of water.
Fighting a bear with one arm (the bear has one arm).
Fighting a smaller bear, but I have one arm in this scenario.
Drinking a bottle of expired tartar sauce in five minutes.
Staring into the sun.
Dieting and working out.
Changing someone’s mind about politics with a meme.
Being a man in my upper 30’s and not taking a leak for 2 hours.
Not drinking after a normal day at work.
Flying a spaceship you’ve never seen before like Will Smith on Independence Day.
Doing an hour of jokes in a bar while the local favorite sports team is in the playoffs.
Keeping dog hair off black pants.
Eating berries from the grocery before they go bad.
Sleeping in with children in the house.
Finding a way to actually use the math they told you in high school you would use every day.
Finding the right batteries when something quits working.
Fighting a shark and bear with one arm in two feet of water.
Anything ever.
