Since my last blog was very popular, I figured I would let everyone (mostly men, I’m guessing) know how the back hair shaver works. NOT TO LEAVE WOMEN OUT – all you female lycanthropes or Italian girls can enjoy also. Here goes!
First, the guy on the box clearly represents a man with no hair on his body before this process started, so the marketing team is already on my bad side.
I was going to read the instructions, but instructions are for pussies, right?! Yeah! I actually have one problem area – my lower back. My upper back has some invaders that have decided to settle in their new land, but by and large, not a serious problem yet. I did have to use a machete to open, they packaged this thing like it needed to survive Fallout 4.
I exclaimed to my wife, “It has a suction cup to hang in the shower!” She was not a fan of that feature. “Let’s not display that thing.” Almost like the time I saw a douchebag in a relative’s shower as a kid. Probably put that in the drawer. I did see it said “wet or dry!” also.
I had about three minutes until I had time to leave for work, so I let it rip. Oh man, did it ever work. Huge wide blades carved the hair off like a knife through hot butter. In about seven swipes, I got the whole area, although it is larger and wider than I remembered…NOT COOL BACK, NOT COOL. The only thing is that thanks to the Coen gene, I don’t really do anything with finesse, so dry shaving too fast left me with enormous razor burn where I pressed too hard. You think I would know better, my toothbrushes are all flat after 2 months.
Well, I’m here to say it really works and is a great tool for self-shearing.
I will say if you get any ideas about going south with this guy, you better have a sack made of steel wool or the size of a birthday party ballon – it’s pretty large. Now you too, can be as hairless as a 12 year old boy, just like the ladies like! Good job, Bakblade 2.0!