No, not a bed pan. We all know those work just fine when you’re too lazy to go the can. The bed fan.
The greatest invention of all time is the refrigerator. Air conditioning a close second. This is probably tied for third with a time machine or something. IT’S AMAZING. My wife got this on a Kickstarter and it finally showed up after years. This bad oscar sits at the foot of your bed and blows cool air right up your legs. No more night sweats. Night terrors are on your crappy childhood, sorry.
“But doesn’t it make your wife cold, Chris?” NOPE! Localized cooling goes straight up like Paula Abdul. Plus if your undercarriage needs a cool blast, just spread those legs and let your grundle go from hot to not! For someone like me that sweats at 54 degrees, it may be the greatest thing since sliced bread, with a crap ton of bacon and mayo between it (seriously, sliced bread is lame without a little more).
So I officially endorse the bfan. Sleep cool and well, sweathogs. Bfan has your back…and legs…and beanbag.