I asked for topics to blog about and Nick Glaser, fellow comic and certified trivia and burlesque host by the American Stand-Up Board, suggested this topic! Here we go.
WeatherTech floor mats. They’re filthy, but boy underneath is clean!
Captain America air freshener. Hasn’t produced smell in a year, but it’s going nowhere, commies!
Raffi CD. For kid emergencies…and easy listening grooves.
Gas. In the tank AND the car!
A gym membership. It’s even still valid!
Boxing hand wraps. You know, for all the last second boxing I need to do.
Print samples from a $112,000 UV Flatbed printer. (The printer won’t fit in the car.)
Dirt!
An unsigned copy of “Stuff to Read While You Shit!” by Chris Coen. Someone did buy my book; it was me, mostly, thus the copies. Please buy my book…I have a lot of them.
Chap Stick. Dry lips sink ships.
A pen. Not to write with, to crack my jaw as I have low level TMJ!
A rare collection of napkins from all over the world.
A HUMAN HEART! (Not verified at time of blog.)
Kid’s car seats. I sit in the big boy seat now!
Beer coozies. Not used when driving, because a man finishes his beer before it gets warm.
Satellite radio pretty much stuck on Ozzy’s Boneyard.
A rare collection of unregistered rewards cards I’m going to activate “someday” when I have time.
Not in car – my comedy notebook I think I left at my last damn show.