Prank hall of fame

I think the most underrated form of comedy is a prank.  Very mean, very funny and makes for great stories.  I thought I would share my favorites.

In high school, a teammate of ours was observed to open his trunk by slamming his fist into a spot on the trunk.  So of course, we filled his entire trunk full of gravel, which took him 30 minutes to get out by hand.  I also used to enjoy pulling longways across the last three or four parking spots when I was running late because I knew my two friends who were also always almost late would have to park at the middle school and sprint up the hill to get to homeroom – one got two detentions because of my sweet moves.

My first job in Columbus was thanks to guy before me quitting.  He quit because the shop guys kept dropping bombs in his office bathroom, so he thought it was a good idea for a college degree having white collar office guy to go and yell at the working all three shift shop guys and tell them they were too dirty for his bathroom.  When he returned from Christmas break, 12 dudes had crapped in the toilet and not flushed.  One even fished out a turd and wrote “Merry Xmas” in poo.  He quit on the spot.

The winner though?  Same shop guys found out one of their co-worker’s locker combination.  When he left his shift, they would put an “out of order” sign on the urinal and then open his locker.  They put a funnel leading into his boots, then closed the door and put up another sign saying “Bathroom broken, truckers piss here.”  Every semi driver on 2nd and 3rd shift would then piss into his boots.  They then took down the funnel and sign before he got in.  On day three, he commented, “My feet stink!  I need some odor-eaters!”  Day four he came in and they had left the funnel and signs up.  He destroyed the entire locker room in a rage – fun for all!