HGTV is a staple of most homeowner’s TV choices. Not a fan, usually. Modernize the kitchen? Blah. Landscaping? Who cares. Here’s some things that HGTV could put out that would grab my attention.
How to install a trap door for door to door salesmen and people with petitions.
How to put a pirate ship mast with a crow’s nest for using your spyglass to find the ice cream truck man from far away on top of your place.
Building a Batcave by using your natural surroundings to mask the entrance.
Brewing beer in five easy steps – and where to find the materials. Lowe’s and Home Depot aren’t much help for this.
Putting a pizza oven in your kitchen. Shove your granite countertops; I want oven fresh pizza and I want it now.
Constructing siege engines and gun turrets. Your birdhouse is lame; I want catapults and trebuchets in case it goes down.
Heated floors are nice, but what about cooling furniture/beds? Come on HGTV, help me out here.
That should do it for now, but I have to switch over the nature channels for how to raise bald eagles, so keep in mind how to build eagle’s eyries, HGTV. I’ll be back.