Best picture: That movie you were going to see, but realized it wasn’t in theaters by the time you heard about it.
Best actor: That one guy, he was in that one movie you saw four years ago – no, that other one.
Best actress: Have you co-worker tell you, you don’t know who it is or what movie.
Best director: It doesn’t matter, you’ll never see that movie.
Best animated film: Zootopia – OH MY GOD I’VE SEEN THAT ONE IT WAS REALLY GOOD!