One of life’s mysteries is what people decide to wear on planes. I had to fly to Atlanta and back for a quick work training session this week; here’s a few highlights.
– Workout clothes lady. Not comfy workout clothes – full on “I just did yoga” clothes complete with matching her shoes to her shirt. I don’t know if she knows, but there is not enough room on planes to turnaround in the bathroom, let alone get a quick cardio session in.
– Exposed skin person. First, planes are fast moving germ factories. I think airline attendants will outlive everyone if a virus catches on. Second, why expose that much while you’re trapped in the sardine can with wings? I saw a girl wearing an evening gown style dress with her entire side and inside boobs hanging out. She was with her mom. Good job, mom. Of course, I also saw a Bernie Sanders lookalike with his bottom three buttons unbuttoned so his old white haired tum tum was showing. Actually, it may have been Bernie exept this guy combed his hair.
– “I’m from America” guy. There was a guy in front of me wearing a baseball hat/cowboy hat hybrid but looked like a mesh American flag, complete with basketball jersey, basketball shorts and high socks with tennis shoes. He also had a tribal tattoo and a flip phone. If you’re over 40 wearing that outfit, you should be in a mental institution or staying in your mom’s basement still.