What I’ve learned from this election

Everyone is a historian.  Everyone is also a lawyer.  And a doctor.  And knows how you HAVE to vote.  No, don’t vote based on your independent thought, listen to Jerry.  He’s got it figured out.

The parties may have nominated the only two people who would be tied at this point in the election.  Did you know John Adams and Thomas Jefferson ran against each other?  Twice?

Apparently, you should forget your entire life experiences and just read this ONE story.  It will change EVERYTHING.  I think I’ve seen that post shared about 99 times and it’s different each time.

Everything is racist.  I know this because my white progressive friends constantly let me know.  Racism is also over, some of my other white friends let me know that.  In other words, white people have got this covered.

I learned people that post over three political posts a day need to get laid or take up birdhouse making or something…anything.  Also, if you agree 100% with any human being on earth, I’ll kiss your ass – but in politics there sure are a lot of one hundred percenters out there.  It’s the anomaly of politics contrasted against how we conduct ourselves in real life.  If you can’t find something to criticize or admit flaw in your preferred candidate, you’re officially a drone.  They’ve got you right they want you.

Vote for whomever you want; that’s your call.  If you don’t care to research anything, then please don’t vote.  You can do that too!  The president isn’t supposed to matter that much in our lives, but the government has so much power over the individual now look what it has done.  I’ve seen online witch hunts to find who supports whom, people going into the darkest corners of the internet to fight with strangers (that always works!) and even friendships severed over this election.  It truly has been bizarre.

If you’ve made it this far, thanks for reading – I have a big announcement coming out regarding a benefit show next week I’m very excited about, so stay tuned!